Omg you guys why wont you help this is rlly rude of u?

so im a white boy. my skins not really white actluly because when i draw myself i use peach crayons and it looks just like me so im peach i think but im very cute like i stare at myself in the mirrror and i just think how bueatiful i am n how jealous other people must be but anywy i think id be much cuter if i was black so im so confused my mom said that i cant be black but i really want to be black id be so much cuter i tried putting my chocolate bar in the microwave and it melted n i rubbed it on my skin and it made me look super duper cute but then it came off when i took a shower so what do i do u gyys?