Saturday, January 21, 2012

Isn't it unfair I am being sued for "Violating the Civil Rights" of a blonde/deaf/mute kid?

Okay here's the background - I was handing out fliers for my Kung-Fu ninja seminars when I bumped into a blonde/deaf/mute kid (I didn't know that at the time) who showed a great deal of interest in my program I mean he wouldn't shut up about how excited he was, anyway his mommy apparently felt I had somehow "Violated his Civil Rights" by going way out of my way and enrolling him in my course and paying myself from his pocket, which in retrospect was a bad idea for tax purposes by the way, and I guess his mom is trying to raise him in a bubble I mean I was only trying to help the kid - seven is the perfect age for kids to get started in martial arts so how am I the bad guy? My point is that maybe we should teach these kids how to socialize I mean if they are going to play that "oh feel sorry for me i am blonde/deaf/mute oh whoa is me" card they need to be upfront with people. How could I have known all that about him from that one 30-second conversation i mean he barely said a word, and I am not a freaking mind reader - I am telepathetic but not a mind reader those are two mutually-exclusive frames of mind. How dare they? His mom of course wants to settle out of court if I "apologize" but why should i swallow my pride and let this scam go unpunished? Apologize and give him his money back - it's ALWAYS about the money - am I right? It will just happen to someone else and that would be my fault for not standing up for what is right, so I told her straight up - "Lady if you want me to apologize you're gonna have to give me what I want and yank a knotted rag out of my a few dozen times". I mean what am I gonna do with a case of Extenze I bought for him as a gift...eat it? He should have to cough up some dough to cover my expenses too I think.

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